2019 Features
At First Site - With Ball Park Music
Ben Combes interviews internationally recognised band Ball Park Music in preparation for their ‘At First Sight’ Performance.
THE KILLDEER: A REVIEW
“At age 11, Elliot was abducted from his family. Now 5 years after being declared missing, he has returned and now must come to terms with the adjustments he and his family must make in order to reconnect with his place in this world.”
A Grim Tale of job searching: SHort story
My eyes finally opened, what I wanted to say was, "What the fuck are you doing in my house?" Instead I let out a little scream, the kind that comes out from being startled. The voice spoke, "Um, sir, are you feeling well?"
METIOR Debate
will your point of view stand up to scrutiny?
By Michael Wood
A male university student in 2018 writes the sentence “When a doctor first assesses a patient he must…” and receives feedback from their tutor that they should use non-gendered pronouns; a female high school student in 1984 writes “I’d like to become chairman of an international corporation,” and is told that she cannot, because it says “Man” right there in the word. Which of these scenarios sounds more like language being used to limit one’s self-expression?
By Nat Price
This move towards “inclusive language” is part of recent trend I’ve noticed rearing its ugly head on the political spectrum’s left wing.
By Gabrielle Hart
When we talk about hate speech, anti-discrimination and anti-terror laws, we’re not just trying to prevent our feelings from getting hurt – though the fact that discriminated groups in our society have higher rates of depression, anxiety and suicide should really make you question why that would be a bad thing.
By Kyle Williams
The term political correctness also came in use in the US Communist Party in the 1930s and 1940s, where it described the proper words to be used and positions to be held by party members. From its inception, political correctness was not about respect, but rather conformity to the orthodoxies of explicitly totalitarian ideologies.
By Hannah Cross
Know nothing about Guild elections? Same. So, I read up on them and now present you an understandable guide for the average, clueless Murdoch student
By Sarah Smit
Nominations open today and close in 2 weeks’ time, on the 17th of October at 4pm. No campaigning may take place during this time, and names of those who have nominated will not be revealed until nominations close.
By Sean Ayres
Guild Council meeting descends into argument over security policy, with allegations of Executive taking credit was contrasted by reported failure of communication by other councillors.
By Sean Ayres
There are fears that the Murdoch Guild has stepped into murky waters as allegations of failure to adhere to proper financial process grow.
By Hannah Cross
As the consultation period ends for whether Murdoch will go ahead with its proposal for academic restructure, job security for some staff hangs in the balance.
By Natalie Mcdonald
The Student Hub is going to be a bustling center of food and drinks this semester. Here’s what’s going to be on the menu.
By Hannah Cross
The Department of Education and Training has responded to METIOR’s enquiry, however the answer is vague as to when we will see some concrete legislative change
By Hannah Cross
Higher Education Providers are experiencing the flow on effects from problems with CRICOS registration for training delivery to student visa holders.
By Sean Ayres
The LNP’s criticism of the ABC has reached a climax today as cabinet voted to replace the ABC with Murdoch’s student magazine.
By Sean Ayres
John claims that the only way that he got over this issue was to shut himself inside, pull out a bottle of cheap red and cry and drink himself to sleep.
By Sean Ayres
This comes after recent revelations that his Curtin counterparts have successfully one up-ed him by moving within the Labor-dominated Guild to disaffiliate Socialist Alternative.
The disafilliation follows allegations that the club often acts like dickheads during student elections and other campaigns.
By Thomas Wendt
Creative Writing student Joe Malcom, after a week of procrastinating his assignments, bravely chose to plagiarise an entire chapter of “Gone with the Wind” and hoped that Urkund hasn’t heard of it..
By Sean Ayres
“It’s really sad you know, because these kids will never know that sweet taste of Sriracha mayo or the ability to buy a mediocre meal for $5 on campus”
By Sarah Smit
In breaking news today, it has been revealed that at least 16 million entirely mute Australians are hanging out at Pauline Hanson's place.
By Thomas Wendt
“Look, to be honest, I came up with the headline first, and didn’t really think about what was going to go in the article” said Thomas in a statement to himself.
By Thomas Wendt
For this story, pick up a copy of our physical edition at any METIOR stand around Murdoch Campus.
“Hanging is too quick a death for the damage they have down to our great nation. Crucifixion would be a more fitting punishment,” comments Glen, a retiree who sometimes watches the Big Bash.
By Sean Ayres
A widely-ranging conversation finally ventured into the area of campus romance as Jessica expressed her distaste at Murdoch University’s desolate dating scene.
"I'm so alone. *laughs* There's just no dating options around - decent guys never seem interested in me."
Lifestyle
live your least embarrassing life now
By Britney Coulson
Two words that hold so much controversy. Could this body acceptance revolution have adverse repercussions on women when they see people loving their body and realising that they, in fact, do not?
BY LAUREN PRATT
A beautiful historical house, the Centre for Stories, is Perth’s heart for all things creative. It’s an inclusive space where you are encouraged to share your stories and learn from marginalised voices. With different events being held every month – it’s hard not to get involved, especially if you are looking for something different to do this winter!
By Brittany Asplin
Once again, my wallet was happy along with my taste buds as I found a $12 bottle of Amberley Shiraz 2017 from Margaret River, Western Australia. I hope you guys enjoy my descent into drunkenness with a delicious bottle of red. (Don't try this at home. Or do. I'm not your parent).
By Alex Falconer
This is not a gushing piece about how much better everything is in Japan. The truth is that in some respects it’s worse than Australia. All I wish to say is that there is one very important thing that I’ve learned here: respect. It stands out to me because it was something I had so little of when I left Perth.
By Brittany Asplin
I completed my makeup certificate back in 2013, which means I am not only qualified to do others makeup but I was taught other magical skills about skincare and keeping my shit clean. And one thing I have noticed from MUA's on YouTube is the lack of care they have for the cleanliness of their tools. Whether you paint your face with your fingers or your brushes you still need to make sure it’s clean.
BY STEPHEN GREENSMITH
Fundamentally, university is an individual struggle, so it can be very easy to lose sight of the people around us. We tend to believe our actions don’t affect others, but in reality this couldn’t be further from the truth. During exam season this is particularly relevant and therefore it is important to be a good influence by helping yourself as well as others.
Being a student and finding the time, and, let’s face it, fucks to cook more than instant noodles or pasta is challenging. Over the weeks we hope to bring you a series of tried and true recipes submitted by fellow students, tested and priced by to soothe even the rumbliest of tummys.
By Brittany Asplin
Are you a poor peasant but dream of drinking classy? You need to try this delicious red and get amazing quality for just a few bucks!
By Brittany Asplin
As I pull them on, the higher they get the harder it was to yank them up. I sit up for a moment trying to catch my breath and begin to ponder whether this was a good idea. After 10 minutes of struggling the Spanx have not gone any higher than my knees- but the persistent woman in me thought, "No, I can do this, and I'll look fabulous once these are on my body."
By Brittany Asplin
Need advice on makeup and skin care before you buy? Let me help by trying it for you.
I always get excited when special edition collections are released in the makeup industry; but when it combines Sanrio characters with an amazing quality makeup brand, I must have it!
Write for METIOR!
Do you delight in shrieking your opinions into the void? Want everyone on campus to know what you think? Twitter not satisfying your ego anymore? We all know my Winnie the Pooh/Harry Potter slash fiction has more chance at getting published in the New York Times than your submission to Confessions at Murdoch, so why not write for someone with incredibly low standards?
By Jaiden Coonan
Political correctness is not protesting against racism, or protesting against the suppression of rights and freedoms of marginalised individuals; and nor is it stopping the use of offensive language directed at marginalised individuals.