METIOR Writer Stuck for Ideas, Publishes Absolute Garbage

By Thomas Wendt

New Metior writer, Thomas Wendt, when tasked with writing an article for the comedy segment of the magazine, had no clue what he was doing.

“Look, to be honest, I came up with the headline first, and didn’t really think about what was going to go in the article” said Thomas in a statement to himself.

In this paragraph there needs to be some more jokes or ‘funnies’, maybe he should make a joke of planning out paragraphs or something.

Look, he needs to fill up more space, because he really has no new or funny ideas, so here’s a picture of a cat he drew in MS Paint:
 

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Look, why are you still reading this? The headline told you it’s rubbish, and the rest of the article doesn’t really help. Just go read another article that’s funnier or smarter or written by a generally better person.